It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream — making a vain attempt,...– Marlow, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
why do people say “the l-bomb” like it’s some kind of awful thing?
Johnny (It's hot out and he's wearing a sweatshirt that he can't take off because his t-shirt underneath has a marijuana leaf on it, and he'd get suspended.): This sucks!
Me: You can't be promoting drugs! You're corrupting the youth of America! You awful pothead!
Johnny: I'm not a pothead!
Ari: Why do you even have a shirt like that?
Johnny: It's my friend's! I went to a sleepover and couldn't find my clothes so I put this on.
Ari: Falling asleep on the drug dealer's couch does NOT count as a sleepover!
Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church.– anonymous
It doesn’t feel like a year…but what is a year supposed to feel...– Madison Finn, Super Edition #3
…none of it seemed foreign enough to me…I don’t like it when...– Julia Child, My Life in France
ask me anything you'd like. →
I write and I write and I write until it’s good. And it’s good when...– Taylor Momsen in Seventeen, February 2010